2005-10-03T23:17:00.000-07:00

For Adam K. Stevens

LESSON FUCKING ONE: be still BEAUTIFUL. Yes, it’s frantic, it’s Unreal, not Halo. And the single player is thrown in for people with fewer controllers or no friends; it’s not the meat of the game. 4 player shines. Live is incredible. If I pull it's my turn to go, don't flash

At me. Some of us have grasped

Brick through the windshield.

We nose of their expedition

Lesson the Second: wud up ninjas? cherry pie: what up yall, just repin the 970 up in this bitch mcl x666psykotik666x: what up lo's and lette's.. just dropped by to send some love to my fam if you got aim then dont hesitate to hit a ninja up ... mcl x666psykotik666x: what up lo's and lette's.. just dropped by to send some love to my fam if you got aim then dont hesitate to hit a ninja up ... mcl WiCkEdAmY: I NEED SOME WEED Jamie madrox Jr.: wud up juggalos and lettes yo i just gotta new AIM sn IM me if u want! its TwizTidmurdaLo33 ................. TWIZTID 4 LYFE FO! ~peace mcl insaneliltori: sup ninjas and ninjettes SquidD: yeah i can help u get it..wait till august 31st the_juggalo_4_life: hey can anyone help me get hells pit J: was up killa_juggalo_boy: wud up ninjas and ninjettes insaneliltori: sup blobblonde: waz up lo's/lettesblobblonde: Hey torii nsaneliltori: erica im here here insaneliltori: sup juggalos/lettes killa_juggalo_boy: wud up killlas juggalette666: he is away\ insane lil tori: make him go awayjuggalette666: tori he is on to us juggalette666: i hate insaneliltori: lol i made my computer say uncle fuckerjuggalette666: just playin insaneliltori: aka Erica insaneliltori: sup juggalette

death with your own loafers.

It's a phone, and you are a god damned Pepsi delivery guy.

I assure you that the word will keep spinning THE OPTIONS OF GAME PLAY

DURING 'LIVE' IS WIDE. TRY IT OUT, I CAN'T GARUNTEE ANYTHING, ( NOT EVEN MY SPELLING.) Unreal Championship is a game where you use a wide variety of weapons to eliminate your opponents and get kills. My favorite weapon in the arsenal is the redeemer.

Lesson III: It snows every single year. Buy a sled and stay at home. It's way too easy. To play this game is to get a very bad idea of what another person plays like. The graphics are sub-par although the controls are plenty good. There is no plotline, which is one of the greatest things about Halo. When I started playing the single player, it was like a multiplayer game with bots. I'm probably going to end up selling this game and saving up for Splinter Cell.

The Most Important Lesson of All: If I manage to swerve my big ass out of the way, I am going to follow you home and kill you with a potato peeler. The graphics are that bad. This is no Quake. The single player is ok at best, but it becomes too easy to beat the AI. There is nothing like playing a human opponent.

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